All About The Noob

Haven't blogged since Aug 1...needless to say..a lot has happened.


The next blogs will fill you in.


This blog, however, is dedicated to the newest member of The Duplex, Jordan Rittenhouse.
Jordan is a complex creature.
Things you would know about Jordan if you walked into his room:
1. He likes video games.
2. He likes pizza.
3. He likes ninja turtles.
4. He likes beer.
5. He likes to be cold.
6. He likes ramen.
Things you would know about Jordan if you talked to hiim for 5 minutes:
1. He likes video games.
2. He likes pizza and wings.
3. He likes beer.
4. He likes star trek.
5. He likes sleeping.
6. He likes talking.
7. He likes video games.
Things you would know about Jordan if you lived with him for 5 months:
1. He likes video games.
2. He likes pizza and wings.
3. He LOVES sleeping.
4. He likes beer.
5. He HATES school.
6. He really, really likes ramen.
7. He is one of the most sarcastic people ever created.
8. He is a lightweight.


Basically, Jordan is awesome. He is extremely rude and unbarable at times, but then i remember it's his small stature that he is hurting about deep down, and he has to use his words to feel special. Jordan, if you're reading this, you are special. So special. I love you, friend. Keep on keepin on. Word. Swag. Shut up.

Okay, okay. In all honesty, i really enjoy hanging out with Jordan. He is tremendously smart and fun to hang out with. Despite his general nerd-esque qualities, he is one of the coolest guys i know and he is the perfect link to complete The Duplex of Swag.

out.