Week 1 - Oh, what a summer it shall be

Forewarning: This is probably going to be the longest blog as I have to introduce who i'll be talking about. 


So, week one: check. 7 days ago I moved in with 4 men (the fifth will come in August). Let me introduce you. 
Lucas- Next door neighbor aka- we share the downstairs. He's a cutie..and single (he wanted to let everyone know he's available. Hot friends are to inquire). Just graduated last week with a degree in Communications. Look out world...he's out to communicate. 
Ryan- Lives upstairs. Big guy, big hair, big heart. I knew Ryan a little before moving in and have since spent most of the week with him. Looking forward to A LOT of laughs with this one. PS-He's already a snuggie lover. Give him a week and i'll like Bieber too, just wait.
David- Also dwells upstairs. Just the nicest guy, really. Funny, respectful, enthusiastic, has a great and beautiful girlfriend who I hope comes around more :) 
Clint- Met Clint approximately 3 days before I moved in. Youngest in the house, but brings a lot to the table. So far Clint's contributions to the house have been firecrackers, NBA 2K11 (i think), a large TV, a loud ford, his own bowling ball and an 'in' at Sam's Club. Excellent. 
Jordan- He'll finish up the roster when he moves in in August.
That'll do it. 5 men. 1 me. 


I know what you're thinking...Sarra, you're an idiot. That's going to suck. But fear not all you haters, Lucas made some house rules for me so I will feel right at home. 
1. Get my own trash can for the bathroom.
2. Don't talk to him while i'm "all emotional"/"pms-ing"
3. Don't bring guys home. Ever.
4. Bring home all the girls I want.
So, as you can see...we're off to a great start :)
Here's a break down on how last week went. 
We've all heard it, fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So, my first morning I made a delightful brunch which was devoured in no time. I knew I was in, though, when Lucas said, "this is probably the best meal i've had since i've lived here" cha-ching! Sarra-1 Haters that said this was a bad idea-0 
Ryan and I have spent a lot of the week together because we have no lives so we started a mean competition in the form of Sorry (the game). Right now he is up 3-2 but er'day i'm hustling so you needn't worry. He also has found a passion for sweaters and quite enjoys my collection (pictures to come). 
I made some lasagna the other night, it too was a hit, however I have Stouffers to thank for that. Oh, I folded all the blankets and put them away on a blanket rack and immediately caught some flack. 
"what the heck! i just have to take them off and use them all the time!" 
"then when you're done you just fold them and put them back..its not that hard."
"SO MANY RULES!!"
...I basically have to lock myself in my room for 4 days out of the month i'm so sorry FOLDING IS SO HARD. :) (don't worry, they've been doing a fine job at utilizing the rack)


Saw David's girlfriend last night, she said, "The house actually smells GOOD, nice job!" Sarra-2 Haters-0. Met a new girl last night, she said, "Wait, you actually live with 5 guys?? gross." Sarra-2 Haters-1


Basically, its been completely random and a lot of fun. However it hasn't been all "hahaha" and "hehehe". There have been some...weird...moments. Awkward invites to cuddle or to join in on the showering. Strange smells coming from the fridges. EXTREMELY awkward roommate hugs and group hugs. WAY too much time wasted watching them play that dumb basketball game. Found out I can clear the room by putting on Say Yes to the Dress or any Tyler Perry movie (except chances are Ryan would stay). Whooped Clint at bowling...220 average by left foot. 


Though I'm calling them the lost boys, they're all very good to me and each other and i'm excited for the rest of the year. Should be a goodie!


That just about sums it up. I'm not sure what this blog will turn into. Probs a quote book/funny story book. We shall see. That is all. 


Out.